May 17, 2011

 Maksim Chmerkovskiy is my boyfriend. We go grocery shopping in my blue ford hatchback, we come home to fight vampires (very graphically) and then snuggle in matching white pantsuits. There are spiders. everywhere. and we live in dirt floors with metal doors( like indiana jones type sh*t.) I need to get on a plane that makes 2 different trips to my destination. First one never stops and turns back around. 2nd one will crash if Johnny Depp isnt on the plane.He refuses to go back on.  We discover we can float in bubbles. I found dinosaur bones that are actually a LIVE cat. its head and tail are missing.  I'm a tattoo artist that works in a tiki hut doing glow in the dark artwork. A girl I went to highschool with was there. She was wearing a catsuit. --I swear I'm not on drugs