Scary Movies.

this dream was a few nights ago, but I'll do my best to remember it..

There I was in a movie theatre with my mom and one other person. As we watched the movie, we realized that what bad stuff happened in the movie, would happen to us in the theatre. We were all scared and hiding behind the seats. Most of us in the theatre had some sort of toy with us. I tried to leave to go to the bathroom but for some reason we all knew we couldnt leave and that we were prisoners in this place. I convinced this girl to cover for me and that I would return with her frisbee later. 

The exit door was actually the door to a house that belonged to a woman that I guess was a witch. I had to be quiet while I went through her house looking for the bathroom. The robe on the back of her door was moving. I found the toilet and it had a baby's carseat on the seat. The carseat jumped off and hid on the back of the toilet and bit at my ankles like a dog.

I returned to the theatre. I jumped down and covered me, my mom and the other person again with my babydoll. Fireballs were coming out of the movie and spikes and chains. For some reason the movie turned into the Simpsons, but everyone was still getting thrashed and killed by the movie screen.

Last night.

This night got very interrupted with the storm waking me up, but I remember the majority of it.

I was sleeping at my mother's house (that wasn't really her house, or any other house I'd ever seen before). I kept seeing us in mirrors but our movements were delayed and sometimes not what we were doing at all. SO I realized those were ghosts in the mirrors and they weren't actually us at all. They began to be very malicious. Our covers got pulled off. Our feet got messed with and all this other stuff. Well mine and my 2 big sisters had calculators that kept going haywire. So I realized that we could kill/get rid of the ghosts by stabbing the mirrors more than 25x with scissors on top of ourselves. The ghosts weren't really gone though. And no one would listen to me. They were all cheering too loudly and the more I yelled the lower my voice got. I told my mom the couch and chair were gone. She told me that there had never been a couch or chair there and I must have sat on what the ghosts had there.

Then I jumped on trampolines that went for miles and were covered in pool floaties and I was greeted by Justin Bieber (who I dont really know anything about, just that my 7yr old niece LOVES him). He met me fine almost indian/ bellydancer costumes and he covered me with jewels as we danced. we looked over our shoulders and out this window to see his single on the charts and we're greeted by two other boys that take me back to the house. In the mirrors now I can see people sitting and dining and dressed in old 1700s attire. They can see me too when I step over just far enough to take pictures of them in the mirror's reflection.

Then a cute guy I went to highschool with was there. He was "too busy" and wouldnt help me. Computers started to crash. Brick walls turned into the sides of mountains. I see muddy bogs and Sleestaks. I try to help people run away and climb up the mountain but there are fingers sticking out and they're buried zombies that look like Gollum. we ended up blending in with the sleestaks by jumping in green poopy mud.. I woke up.

aug 27, 2011 Friends of the Shore

So I had a dream last night about one of my ex's friends and I was trying to hide notes from him.. then I hung out on the Jersey Shore and Dj Pauly D wrote me an email saying they missed me and "remember, we always think of you as 'The Deal' " BAHAHAHAA! #FACT

8/24/11 Zombies and my Mother

I'm in an old shacky building. Old country plantation home with white peeling paint and empty rooms. It has Plastic over the windows. There are large dogs of all types sitting one the floors. The sky is very grey. Everything is grey toned, actually... I look outside and I have screw drivers in my hands. For some reason looking outside is no long a big open field in a country setting; it's high up on a balcony of a large city. I head out but dont lock the doors. My mother is there.. I walk down the halls of my old elementary school. I have business partners there too wearing sport coats with meat hanging from them. I stop at a vendor to buy some little girl's hair scrunchies. My mother never listens to me when I feel the need to hurry things along... then come the Zombies. They're in the halls, they're on the stairs of the capital building. They've eaten our dogs and are immune to pepper spray. I lock the doors of our old country home even though all the windows are open. And I close my eyes.

May 17, 2011

 Maksim Chmerkovskiy is my boyfriend. We go grocery shopping in my blue ford hatchback, we come home to fight vampires (very graphically) and then snuggle in matching white pantsuits. There are spiders. everywhere. and we live in dirt floors with metal doors( like indiana jones type sh*t.) I need to get on a plane that makes 2 different trips to my destination. First one never stops and turns back around. 2nd one will crash if Johnny Depp isnt on the plane.He refuses to go back on.  We discover we can float in bubbles. I found dinosaur bones that are actually a LIVE cat. its head and tail are missing.  I'm a tattoo artist that works in a tiki hut doing glow in the dark artwork. A girl I went to highschool with was there. She was wearing a catsuit. --I swear I'm not on drugs